10. Never get into an argument with a man who buys ink by the barrel. (Mark Twain)
9. Never play poker with a man named Doc. (Nelson Algren)
8. Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. (George Bernard Shaw)
7. Never date a woman who can out drink you. Neither of you will respect the other. (G.L. Snodgrass)
6. Never be the senior person with a secret
5. Trust but verify (Ronald Reagan)
4. Never do anything that you would be ashamed of being front page news on tomorrow’s newspaper.
3. If you’re going through hell, keep going (Winston Churchill)
2. Better to be silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. (A. Lincoln)
1. Never get involved in a land war on the Asian continent. (Gen. MacArthur or Vincent from Princess Bride)
